Cricket Controversy

Although I think Indians made too big a deal out of the mishaps in the Sydney game, these Amul adverts made me smile.
Don't miss Sachin's expression & Ricky Ponting's tail in the second one :))

A Banker Joke :)

A banker was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Suddenly, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my God, your left arm is gone!"

The banker, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

Rhyme Challenge

Apparently 'Silver' and 'Orange' are the two most difficult words to rhyme with in the English language. I've made many attempts in my head to rhyme with these words; and here is my best attempt so far:

Jack wore gold;
Jill wore silver.
They went up a hill;
and then they just fell 'ver.

(Come on - it works if you say the last line really fast!).
Any suggestions for 'Orange'?

Some oxymorons

Mature man
Easy-to-use computers
Political science
Airline food
Business ethics

Math

Math & I never got along well together. Himanshu thinks its because I'm not a logical person. I like to think that I hate math because I don't want to devote my mind to something that can be done by calculators & computers :)

You may have seen this one before: its is from the test paper of a school kid in the US...

He may not be a math genius, but I would give him marks for his sense of humour!

For my sweetheart

Saw this and thought of Himanshu...
The only person I know who can watch three movies back-to-back :)