Sunday, April 29, 2007

A Banker Joke :)

A banker was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Suddenly, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my God, your left arm is gone!"

The banker, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

16 comments:

Mr. J said...

I hope you ain't a banker.. lol!!

WC.. Aka Water Closet/Flush Toilet. Quite common a word in France, Germany & Austria and pretty decent a word too.

Wanda said...

Thanks for a good chuckle!

Moi said...

haha..here's one more

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.

The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"

"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."


and Mr J: wow i did guess right then!!!! but why wud non-English speaking countries have an English abbreviated form for their toilets????

Radha said...

J,
Well, technically I am not, I work in fund management. But I work with bankers & some people wud consider me one :)

Wanda,
You're welcome :)

Moi,
Thats so hilarious!! :)I'm going to share that with all my colleagues!! :))

AlterinG Abhishek said...

oie!!
LOL
Good one...
just the like the banker who was drowning and when asked to *GIVE* his hand so that he could be saved..
he srugged...
Finally.." Take My hand" saved him!!

he can *TAKE* the hand but not *GIVE*..

Happy Reader said...

Good one :)

suramya said...

ha ha :)

Megster said...

:))))

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

lol

Sharmi said...

hey Good one ya!

Lotus Reads said...

Funny, but sad too, because I know quite a few people that value their material possessions over themselves...

Shruti said...

hmm, nice joke...

Take care..

Optimistic Guard said...

Lol, reminded me of something quite funny. thanks for sharing.

Moi said...

Update time!!! :D

Yuva said...

why 'Banker'..!..;~(
Iam a banker and not as borring..;~

Radha said...

OG,
What did it remnid you of??

Yuva,
Who said anything abt being boring?? :)