A banker was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Suddenly, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.
A good samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my God, your left arm is gone!"
The banker, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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I hope you ain't a banker.. lol!!
WC.. Aka Water Closet/Flush Toilet. Quite common a word in France, Germany & Austria and pretty decent a word too.
Thanks for a good chuckle!
haha..here's one more
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
and Mr J: wow i did guess right then!!!! but why wud non-English speaking countries have an English abbreviated form for their toilets????
J,
Well, technically I am not, I work in fund management. But I work with bankers & some people wud consider me one :)
Wanda,
You're welcome :)
Moi,
Thats so hilarious!! :)I'm going to share that with all my colleagues!! :))
oie!!
LOL
Good one...
just the like the banker who was drowning and when asked to *GIVE* his hand so that he could be saved..
he srugged...
Finally.." Take My hand" saved him!!
he can *TAKE* the hand but not *GIVE*..
Good one :)
ha ha :)
:))))
hey Good one ya!
Funny, but sad too, because I know quite a few people that value their material possessions over themselves...
hmm, nice joke...
Take care..
Lol, reminded me of something quite funny. thanks for sharing.
Update time!!! :D
why 'Banker'..!..;~(
Iam a banker and not as borring..;~
OG,
What did it remnid you of??
Yuva,
Who said anything abt being boring?? :)
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